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How To Flush Your Toilet Blockage Problems Away!

What do you call a toilet when it stops flushing properly? An inconvenience! One of Bernard’s plumbing jokes that makes everyone groan. I’m sure he got it from a Christmas cracker. However, when a toilet does stop working – as it could well do during Christmas festivities – it can be more than slightly annoying. […]

Water Pressure Problems May Be Difficult To Tap!

My master, Bernard loves to tell his customers that I’m able to respond to his questions by answering back in spoken English. Customers refuse to believe it until Bernard asks me, ” What covers a house?”  and I reply twice to make sure, “roof – roof!” And of course it’s easy for me to say […]

Human Thermal Comfort Or Just Using A Doggy Blanket?

“Where have all your shaggy dog stories gone?” asked a customer when calling up my master, Bernard, to take a look at their boiler, which had decided to give up the ghost just before Halloween, woof, woof! If only I had a shaggy coat like some of my other canine pals. The clocks have gone […]